9.01.14.

(via teenagerposts)

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9.01.14.

brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:

yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

Most British sentence I’ve ever heard

(Source: wordlesslanguage, via overratedsuicide)

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8.29.14.

ughfawn:

17000dollarballpit:

I completely lost my sense of humor when I realized offensive things aren’t funny so now I just rely on heavy sarcasm and everyone thinks I’m a dick

OH MY GOD I FEEL THIS SO DEEPLY

(Source: okdoufingerurself, via secrets-nowrevealed)

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8.24.14.
  • Non-Native Bay Area People: I am literally going to die. This is the apocalypse. Farewell, cruel world, see you in Hades.
  • Locals: Oh, this'll be an easy conversation starter in church tomorrow.
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8.23.14.

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8.23.14.

typical:

I’m considering going to Starbucks and paying it forward hm

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8.23.14.

unfollower:

tips for college:

  • no 1 cares if you eat alone in the dining hall
  • dont be scared of upperclassmen they dont care
  • dont raise your hand to go to the bathroom 
  • dont bring a handwritten sick note from ur mom

(via typical)

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8.23.14.

(Source: foxmouth, via classymacchiato)

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8.23.14.

zackisontumblr:

do you ever hang out w/ someone and realize it’s not what you wanted to do and then you’re trapped for a few hours

(via pricklylegs)

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8.23.14.

theodd1sout:

I’ll be sleeping for most of eternity.

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